Below is an actual email I received from someone off the dating website: Connecting singles. This guy had sent me 1 message saying “hi” and I duly responded with “Hi back” or something equally as scintillating .. Obviously my “play hard to get” ploy worked and his somewhat .. uh, enthusiastic (?) response is pasted below for your .. bemusement..
Where do I find them.. or HOW do they all find me, more to the point .. Sheesh! To make it easier to read I have inserted the occasional space, his original didn’t have any – which kinda made me want to stab myself in the eyes as I read it! Aren’t I good to you lot?
So, dear readers I do hope you will all attend the wedding?
I don’t get it.. actually that isn’t true I do get it. Lots of it! There’s a lot about it I don’t get though. What’s the point of spam? And is it computer generated or do people sit and type up the spam comments we all get in our dashboards each and every day?
Below is today’s spam comments.. And in light of the fact that it just seems rude to ignore them, I have sent them all replies. Do you suppose they’ll all then reply to my reply to their reply?? Yikes..
You could certainly see your expertise in the work you write. The world hopes for even more passionate writers like you who are not afraid to say how they believe.
What can I say. I have specialised in fucking up relationships and not being able to keep a man for many a year now. (sigh)
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Not wishing to be rude or anything, especially since you’re a comment virgin, but have you tried the search function? Was it good for you?
Would you be fascinated with exchanging links?
I wasn’t til you mentioned it now I feel like I should be. Perhaps if you would give me 21 good reasons why I should be fascinated with exchanging links and we can talk some more? Thanks ever so much.
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Clearly I need to drink more.
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I’m famous in my own mind, my own lunchtime AND yeah well that’s about it really. Well done finding my blog even tho you have no clue how. That took skill.
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My Russian is a little rusky er rusty, but I think this is an advert for a hot, big titted russian bride. I translated the number for anyone who’s keen.. (And sent her the names of every man who’s viewed my blog .. hur hur)
And lucky last:
1] IGNORE THIS PLEASE