I blame my Mother ..
Recently it’s become clear to me that I need to find someone to blame for the current “MESS” I’m in. I mean heck, I’ve got a gorgeous apartment. I earn stupid amounts of money. I have no debt. Yep, none. In fact I have a bit of money saved.
I’ve got no health problems. I have a fabulous circle of friends. I have a cat that adores me (that in itself is unusual – admit it!) I LIKE my job (I know – life’s just not fair .. it’s bloody great!)
But for all that, it seems my life just aint that flash.
How can it be? After all, I just broke up with a guy. Therefore my life MUST be in tatters..
Now this is where my post is about to become a slightly pissy rant.. you have been warned!!
First let me say this – and anyone who knows me, knows this is 100% true: I am by NO means a feminist. A man wants to open a door for me? Pay for my meal? Treat me like a princess? Bring it!
But holy shit – treat me like I’m helpless and in need of you – and we have a-whole-nother issue! I may want you, but I don’t need you. I may want to spend time with you. And if I choose to, how cool are we?
But I don’t need anyone.
I need my health, I need my brain. I need to eat with some regularity. I need my cat (he’s so cute!) but I don’t need anyone to make me complete.
And for this – I have decided I shall blame .. you .. Or him! Or my Mother..
Tis a long list of potential candidates so please could you all line up in an orderly fashion so I can select one of you to BLAME for the fact I’m now single..