How do YOU fall in love?
Me, I fall hard! And reasonably fast too.. Which annoys me cos I’m reasonably rational as a rule but omg affairs of the heart leave me lost & confused! As well, tho – I must admit that I think I am a high-maintenance / demanding pain in the ass.
I can hear you whispering amongst yourselves: a) no wonder she’s single and b) how the hell did she ever land a guy in the past!? 😉
The reason I can get a man is cos I’m kinda fun. I have a great sense of humour. I am cynical but not hard-bitten. I’m the kinda gal you CAN take home to Mom. I know all the right things. Me and Martha Stewart go way back. Or Nigella – depending on your point of view / country.
I can cook, clean and do the domestic goddess thing. I’m a firecracker in the sack. I love sex.. What’s not to love, when it’s good? It doesn’t even have to be called love making for me. Labels annoy me.
I’m intelligent, I’m driven but can do “slothful” well when required too. I make shitloads of money. I have no debt. I’m the catch of the century.
So why the fuck am I single / unable to find “that” relationship? Why do I fall hard but then find myself in that land of “nothing” after a while – maybe a few weeks, sometimes longer ..
Do tell, I’d like to know cos I’m kinda OK with being one half of something fabulous. And right now I’m one half of something shitty .. again.
What’s that about?
Posted on August 28, 2011, in Change, Grief, Happy-ness, Hope, Humour, Life, Love, Optimism, Relationships, Stress and tagged Change, Friendships, Hope, Humor, Life, Love, Relationships. Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.