Want a boyfriend? Be a bitch..
So I realised today, all I have to do is learn to be a ball busting bitch who withholds sex, doesn’t appear to give a shit about anything the guy says or needs and instead demands of him every single thing he can possibly give ..and more .. All the while treating him like crap, remember!
This approach sure as heck seems to work for a lot of women out there!
A friend and I were discussing earlier today how weird it is that there are so many sweet (and not sweet but pig-ugly, either!) guys with total monsters for girlfriends or wives. What is that about?
This thought process kinda ties in with a blog I read today by a shrink saying some women give too much, which is all well and good til one day they say “er, hello can I have some in return please?” and everyone (i.e the man in her life or kids or whatever) stares at her as though she’s grown two heads.
Ideally we need to draw a balance, between being a doormat and a ball busting bitch, I know. However, as some of you have observed I’m about as tough as a marshmallow left out in the rain (sigh) .. But maybe being tougher is something I need to work on?
What if I become a ball busting nun who runs away to become a gothic pirate?
This should pull in the lads.. roight??
Posted on December 3, 2011, in Humour, Life, Love, Relationships and tagged Arguing. Relationships., Dating, Divorce, Humor, Life, Love, Relationships. Friendship. Dating. Hope. Optimism. Joy. Peace. Bookmark the permalink. 29 Comments.