Spam

I don’t get it.. actually that isn’t true I do get it. Lots of it! There’s a lot about it I don’t get though. What’s the point of spam? And is it computer generated or do people sit and type up the spam comments we all get in our dashboards each and every day?

Below is today’s spam comments.. And in light of the fact that it just seems rude to ignore them, I have sent them all replies. Do you suppose they’ll all then reply to my reply to their reply?? Yikes..

You could certainly see your expertise in the work you write. The world hopes for even more passionate writers like you who are not afraid to say how they believe.

What can I say. I have specialised in fucking up relationships and not being able to keep a man for many a year now. (sigh)

Hey! This is my first comment here so I just wanted to tell you that I enjoy reading your articles. Can you recommend any other blogs/websites/forums that go over the same subjects?

Not wishing to be rude or anything, especially since you’re a comment virgin, but have you tried the search function? Was it good for you?

Would you be fascinated with exchanging links?

I wasn’t til you mentioned it now I feel like I should be. Perhaps if you would give me 21 good reasons why I should be fascinated with exchanging links and we can talk some more? Thanks ever so much.

Greetings from Darwin, Australia. My name is Nicky. I am a nineteen year old business student. I found this post when I was doing some research for my university assignment. Thanks for your work. I now have a lot more direction. 

I’m intrigued. What the heck do you Aussies have in your curriculum that you could learn ANYTHING from my blog? Actually, don’t tell me, I’m cynical and stressed out enough as it is.

My brother recommended I may like this website. He was once totally right. This publish actually made my day. You cannot imagine simply how so much time I had spent for this info!

You are right, I cannot. I am, however, mildly concerned that your brother told you to check out my fuck buddy post. PS Are you from Tasmania? 

Thanks a bunch for sharing this with all folks you actually understand what you’re speaking approximately! Bookmarked. Kindly additionally discuss with my site =). We may have a hyperlink exchange contract between us as I feel I love you heartlfeltly.

Thank you for your kind words however in the interests of being a better person .. I am pretty sure that a friend of mine .. a lovely lady who goes by the name of Heellis would love to hear from you, flick her a comment on her blog! Or better yet, send her some dick pics. She lives for those. 

Its like you read my thoughts! You appear to know a lot approximately this, like you wrote the guide in it or something. I feel that you can do with some percent to drive the message house a bit, however instead of that, that is magnificent blog. A fantastic read. I’ll definitely be back.

Clearly I need to drink more.

Hi from Woollongabba, Australia. My name is Nicky. I am a nineteen year old law student. I Googled this blog when I was doing some research for my college assignment. Thank you for your help. I now have a lot more direction

I have a question: Has anyone ever pointed at you and laughed when you say Hi I’m from WOOLLONGABBA? 

I do not even understand how I ended up right here, however I assumed this post was great. I do not recognise who you might be but definitely you are going to a well-known blogger for those who are not already.

I’m famous in my own mind, my own lunchtime AND yeah well that’s about it really. Well done finding my blog even tho you have no clue how. That took skill. 

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My Russian is a little rusky er rusty, but I think this is an advert for a hot, big titted russian bride. I translated the number for anyone who’s keen.. (And sent her the names of every man who’s viewed my blog .. hur hur) 

And lucky last:

1] IGNORE THIS PLEASE

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Giving life the shake down it so richly deserves.

Posted on December 5, 2011, in Humour, Rants and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 14 Comments.

  1. Thanks for highlighting this dangerous menace….

  2. I used to get spam but it suddenly stopped. I am grateful that it has been directed to you.

  3. Oh boy, you get the good spam. I get ones that seem to be selling me something that I’m not sure what it is. Oh how I’d love to click on that link to find out…but I know what curiosity did to the cat.

  4. wordsfallfrommyeyes

    I tried clicking the OK – I thought it was a joke! 🙂

    I love reading the spam, it’s so garbled & curious. I actually enjoy seeing spam messages in my inbox. I delete them of course because they’re useless – YES I DON’T GET IT EITHER – but to me they are entertainment.

    Great post.

  5. I, too, find them entertaining. They make my spelling and grammar abilities appear to be superior which inflates my ego a tiny bit more. SPAM compliments are still compliments … right?!

  6. I have not yet had the priveledge of hearing from any even semi-legible spam-bots…. or Nicky for that matter.

  7. My spam is not awesome! Why? What’s wrong with me, spam bot? Why don’t I deserve your love?

  8. Some people just have awesome spam. And some people get hit on. Just make a few posts with the word “porn” in them, and you’ll get lots of spam.

  9. I thought Nicky from Australia who was 19 was a business student..then she’s a law student..which is it,Nicky? Don’t leave us hanging,here! We need to know. I’m ever so glad your blog gives her direction in both her business classes and her law classes. She’s one busy girl!

  10. Actually this and all of your other posts were dubbed SPAM by GMail. I haven’t gotten notice of anybody’s writing for a month and finally, finally somebody at WP suggested that I check the folder (which doesn’t appear without hunting it down, so I didn’t know it was there.)

    Are you selling something you haven’t mentioned?

  11. Wow…you should see all the dick pics I got!

  12. ROTFL @ dick pics ..

    Hmm so my spam is better than yours / everyone’s?

    I confess I don’t tend to read it, I skim thru it in case one is actually a proper comment (and sometimes it can be hard to tell!) but the whole spam thing does mystify me a tad I tell ya!

    On a different note = TGIF
    WOOT!

  13. “I’m intrigued. What the heck do you Aussies have in your curriculum that you could learn ANYTHING from my blog? Actually, don’t tell me, I’m cynical and stressed out enough as it is.”
    Yeah… not to self – don’t eat while reading this blog… it makes a mess when you try not to laugh rice through your nose.
    🙂

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