My best ever date
To combat the sense you all have, following the recent dating disasters trilogy, that I am hapless (and hopeless!) in love – I thought I would reminisce back over some of my more fun dating experiences.
OOOOOOOH where to begin!?
There was the man who took me on a helicopter flight to his fave restaurant in another part of the country. That was exciting.
Shame he wasn’t (shoot I’m meant to be being positive my bad) he was.. sweet, but duller than a stack of bricks. And had a weird foot fetish I discovered on date 2 after a tussle involving my heels and his tongue. Most uncool.
Damn .. disasters are so much more prevalent lol
I think the problem here is for me a success doesn’t have to be any given thing, event or formula. I don’t need an expensive or trendy place. I don’t need lots of money spent. Or to have to get dolled up. Sometimes the simpler things are funner.
So there’s the guy I have an on / off thing with and have done for years – we’ll go for a drive, get fish and chips and sit on the beach to eat them whilst talking total rubbish, feeding the gulls and watching the sunset. It’s awesome..
Then there was the nipple piercing guy who did amazing things on a trampoline. Yes. I was involved .. and stayed involved for a year or more ..
Oh this theme sucks.
It’d be so much funner to tell you about the man I made cry, one time. As he stood in his flannel PJs in my bedroom. Not one of my finer moments but .. I’d do it again in the same situation.
Or the guy who lost his license coming to see me from his town a few hours away. So when he got here I had to drive us everywhere. We had a disagreement whilst driving in the car so I got out and walked off leaving him unable to drive in his car, watching his date disappear around the corner.
And the one who threw up on my shoes, yeah that was a classy evening, for sure ..
Geez this dating thing is hard work.. Please remind me, why do we put ourselves through this?
Posted on January 26, 2012, in Humour, Life, Love, Relationships and tagged Blogging, Blogs, Dating, Drinking, Hope, Humor, Life, Lifestyle, Love, Marriage, Music, Optimism, personal, Random, Random Thoughts, Rants, Relationships. Friendship, Thoughts. Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.