I make grown men cry
I was informed of this last evening.. Okay, I don’t exactly make them cry .. But I do scare them, apparently. Yep, I’m serious. Men .. those gorgeous creatures, who are genetically disposed to being taller, heavier, stronger and I’d guess would also be in ‘possession’ of more testosterone than I – are afraid .. Of me.
This is gonna be a ramble – bear with me hopefully it’ll make some sense near the end? But then again – sez who it has to?! This is my blog if you don’t like it go read someone else’s .. Anyway where was I – oh yeah .. talking about me being mean an’ scary *grins*
By now some of you may have worked out that I’m no social wall flower. As a well educated, well travelled, intelligent person I find it easy to hold a conversation with total strangers.
So it is not uncommon for me to be in the thick of it at any social function and my best friend always teases me because she says I make a beeline for the cutest guy in any setting. I would like to go on record as saying I DO NOT .. well, I don’t actively do it anyway lol ..
However, if I’m honest I know that men do enjoy my company.
I wonder if it’s partly because I’m not an uber girly girl. I can cuss better than most for all I try not to do it too often. I’m logical, rational and calm. I am not the type to act (or be) shocked should someone belch, fart or tell a dirty joke. I can out drink most people, love to have fun and – so long as it’s appropriate, can adapt my humour to whatever setting I’m in.
So anyway, let’s go back to the social setting for a bit.
I’m surrounded by women and men. We’re having a blast.. it’s relaxing, it’s fun and to the uninitiated it looks very much like we’re enjoying ourselves – Great!
But inside the men are quaking at the mere thought of being left alone with me??
Is that at all possible? And if so, why?
I aint writing this to elicit a bunch of “you’re fine” comments, I’m genuinely curious. Do you suppose a woman who has her shit “seemingly” together, may just be too intimidating to a man? Is that hard wiring of “male protector provider” too great to overcome?
Or is it just that you men are a big pack of WIMPS??
Posted on February 5, 2012, in Humour, Life, Love, Rants, Relationships and tagged Blogs, Dating, Hope, Humor, Life, Lifestyle, Love, Marriage, Online dating, personal, Quotes, Random, Rants, Relationships. Friendship. Bookmark the permalink. 30 Comments.